The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest – Week 40

Chelsea Owens has really done it this time. She wants a Shakespearen lament! Woe is me! Go here to read the rules!! I’ve rewritten when Polonius, gave Laertes a pep talk. (Hamlet), and an original.

Below me (the rewrite)

This below nothing:
to mine other be false,
And it canst be behind,
as the day is the night,
Thou must not then be true to any woman.

——-
Why Did I Birth Thee??

Whoa is thee! Thou mad knave!
Gettest thee down into the cave.
Thou hast burned mine toast
Thou shouldest quake and tremble
I beyond sorrowful.
Thou art vile!!
I detest the day thee was birthed!!

~RuthScribbles~

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